Association of Abandoned Sex Switchers
THE president of A.A.S.S. sees a state legislator on television.
A bus load of A.A.S.S. members are on their way
to the State Legislature:
They're protesting the recent comment by a Legislator
about the refusal by A.A.S.S.to
consider an evangelical Christian for
employment at
A.A.S.S.headquarters.
The busload of switchers swishes into town.
At the Capitol:
The A.A.S.S. group makes their presentation.
They are emphatic that they can't hire Christians.
The legislator agrees to a private meeting with
the President of A.A.S.S. - but advises him that
he is among the legislators who take hospital precautions
when meeting with high risk voters.
The President is told that the legislator will double glove and
wear the universal precautions suit that he has borrowed
from a nearby surgeon who specializes in surgeries on
concomitant diseases of
Abondoned Sexual Switchers.
"So - you're the President of the Abominations of Sex Switchers?"
"Association",replies the President.
"Association of Sex Switchers."
Not much was accomplished in the meeting in the legislator's office. It wasn't until late in the day that a significant development took place. On the way out the door - the President decided to get his shoes shined. The shoe shine man had been waiting all day for this meeting. "I saw your bus pull in when I was jogging to work this morning," said the shine. "I prayed that I'd get to talk with you."
The shine man told of his love for Jesus and Jesus made His love real to the Ex - Association president.
GOOD NEWS Jesus will create an Ex out of the XXX Abandoned Sex Switcher. II Corinthians 5:17 ... if any man be in Christ Jesus, he is a new creature; the old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new. [ next cartoon - Krits comes out of the box ] or [ last days marriage same sfx ] or or
