The Christian Bank Robber
I was a Christian bank robber.
I never robbed anyone on sunday and
always gave 10% of my earnings to Jesus.
I was caught when escaping from my
Pastor's local bank.
He happened to be coming in the front door as I
was running out.
I don't know how he recognized me.
After tackling me, he whacked me repeatedly
on the skull with his Bible.
He says he knows several Christian drunks, homosexuals, porn addicts and dope smokers that he plans to help in the same way he helped me. Psalm 119:9 How can a young man cleanse his way? By taking heed according to YOUR WORD. or or
