Luke 19:37&38

When He (Jesus) came near.......

the whole crowd of disciples began joyfully to praise God

in loud voices for all the miracles they had seen:

"Blessed be the King who comes in the name of the Lord!"

"Peace in Heaven and glory in the highest!"



The congregation complains to the Pastor:

Give me your chief complaint.

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These pews are too hard and your sermons are too long.




The pews have complaints of their own:

Your congregation is ice cold - get us a group with a pulse and some body temperature.

We want to praise Jesus!



Luke 19:39&40

Some of the pharisees in the crowd said to Jesus,

"Teacher rebuke your disciples!"

"I tell you," He replied, "if they keep quiet, the stones

will start shouting."








[ homosexual sin ]

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[ seminary spider settles in quiet spot ]