How Hollowood scripts are written
Mr.Ichabod Emerods (the major hollowood script writer)
has a method for selecting what message his movies
are sending.
He references the Bible - making a list of every
characteristic and behavior God has forbidden.
Mr.Emerods uses his list to characterize his hero
and heroine.
List of Points to cover in Script:
final note to this toon: The inspiration for this page comes from Deuteronomy 28:27 & 28 The Lord will smite thee with the botch and with the emerods and with the itch and with insanity and blindness.... Ichabod has a recurring dream about the oscars. In his dream - the frog always commends him on his work and promises him a good table at the ceremony. Then the frog gets heinous and retracts everything. or
( X ) Despoiled, inappropriate language
( X ) Unacceptable use of body orifices
( X ) Assassination of Biblical, Godly attributes
( X ) Mutilation of moral and ethical codes
.......Destruction of the Biblically based marriage and home:
........................o.k.( X ) deceit
........................o.k.( X ) infidelity
........................o.k.( X ) disobedience by children
........................o.k.( X ) disrespect for parents
( X ) Creation is a fable ( we evolved ) ( no loving Father God )
( X ) Jesus is not coming back
( X ) There is no God and He doesn't see or care ( existentialism)
(.... ) Other botches, bungles, scabs and infestations
