Professor Piltdown
had just finished
a
creation versus evolution debate
with a Christian
creationist
and
she
was
feeling pretty good.
Then
she realized she had
dropped her debate notes
on the way back to her office.
Her
worst fears came to pass.
It was a pesky Christian creationist student
who found her notes.
The Student
saw some interesting comments on the notes
and concluded that
the professor had built a science
out of an assumption.
Shown below are excerpts from the notes:
Weak points ( start yelling ) (1) D.N.A does not support evolution (2) Problems with fossil record........... (3) Too many missing links to count.... Strongest argument Thousands of professor's jobs depend upon the perpetuation of the theory of evolution. (side note ) What would I teach if I couldn't teach evolution? possible choices: (1) Science Fictionology (2) Institutional Sub-optimization (school empire building ) (3) Origami Genesis 1:1 ...God created...
