Miracle on campus
Religion department temporarily
closes
because department head
and her staff get saved.
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This supernatural event leads to the following
classified advertisement:
- WANTED -
entire
COLLEGE RELIGION DEPARTMENT
Must believe in
Santa Claus and
speak
Babylonian.
Loveboat - I heard about a job you might be interested
in.
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II Timothy 3:ff
(vs.1) ...There will be perilous times in the last days.
(vs.2) People will be...lovers of...
(vs.4) ...pleasure rather than God -
(vs.5) Having a form of religion but denying its power.
(vs.7) Always learning but never able to acknowledge the truth...
(vs.9) ...their folly will be clear to everyone. (vs.13) ...evil
men will go from bad to worse, deceiving and being deceived.
(vs.14) But as for you, continue in what you have learned...
(vs.15) ...you have known the Holy Scriptures, which are able
to make you wise for salvation through faith which is in Christ
Jesus.