( cave discovery - rediscovered )
sic
REUNCOVERED RECORD
An emergency meeting of the Anthropology Department
was called following the report of a new rediscovery.
The report stated that an archive was reuncovered
in a remote storage room.
The archived record
( it is suspected that this knowledge had been suppressed )
proved that a document found
in an
"earliest man" cave
read as follows:
BIBLE STUDY
tonight
come prepared to
discuss
Genesis 2:4
child care provided
GENESIS 2:4
This is the history of the heavens and the earth
when they were created,
in the day that the Lord GOD made the
earth and the heavens -
or